Rhys was on my blogger, posting on my blog

Screw you Rhys :P

One of lifes best guilty pleasures is blasting this song:

on full blast and dancing like you'd never dance in a club.

Spontanious piercings are awesome

So, couldn't get my dermals today. $240 for two dermals when I can get them for $125 from somewhere else (not my usualy piercicer, but her friend and someone I trust) I'll probably just got to Primal.
But watched my best friend get her septum pierced, poor girl didn't ahve the 'sweet spot'so it hurt more than it should, and it's her frist facial piercing so it hurt heaps for her! Poor girl :(

But I decided to get my anti-eyebrow pierced :D
and it looks awesome, I love it, can't wait till it heals :) I'm going to get the other side pierced in about two weeks when I get paid next (symmetry fiend, remember?)

Also, either ordering the shirts tonight of my brothers paypal or making my own account tonight to order them :D
Heaps psyched, and also going to order these...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/a09b/ panties :P
Very fitting for the blog I think.

Anyway, that was about all I had to say right now, and I'll post pics of the anti-eyebrow when I get home and some pics done :)

- xox Venus

Retail Therapy

I'm on www.thinkgeek.com and am loving it, I've always thought this site was so amazing and witty.
I love the gadgets, the stuffed toys (owning some giant microbes myself), the baby clothing just makes me awwwww (I want to dress my future child in these things) and I just feel nerdy understaning the ferences.

But I've decided I need some new clothes, so I'm going to be ordering these shirts: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/6f59/ and http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/d144/ in a a few days and http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/b9c7/ and this shirt http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/d194/ in a couple of weeks :)
Can you tell I love Big Bang Theory?
Really excited to get them <3

In other news, going with my friend to get her septum pierced tomorrow :)
I'm really excited, and just know it's probably going to make me want to get my clavicle dermal anchors xD
If I do, I shall be sure to post pictures for you guys :)

- xox Venus

I feel guilty again...

I know I promised a post Friday night, and it's now Monday night, but I just haven't had the time sorry! I haven't been at home the past 3 nights.
So, time for a very long update.

Friday: So Friday night I had a drag night at the Uni tavern, and man was it so fun!
I loved my outfit, my first time in drag and man did I feel hot. Purple pants, purple pin strip shirt, black vest, purple blazer, black tie and fedora hat, as well as my hair done and a fake beard done with mascara :P I kept getting asked if I was performing (which I wasn't) but some day I will.
Pre-drink at the queer room with some of the most awesome people there that night, then heading off down to the TAV.
Slow when we got there, just getting some drinks and saying hi to everyone, then the performances started and they were magic man.
Miss Amanda did an excellent job at MCing ad an awesome performance of Sweet Dreams, a really talented drag queen.
The night was fucking awesome and the performances were excellent! The drag kings were very smexy (nom). I loved it even more because I haven't seen too many drag performances, sow as really exciting. And the company was great, Michael dancing on stage after all the performances, and dragging(no pun intended) us on stage to dance with him, very fun.
And a slumber party at Michaels' afterwards! Saving me an hours walk back home because the buses had stopped running.
Staying up watching blade on full volume on surround sound, sleeping in between Michael and Rory :P

Saturday: So, woke up Saturday morning and just chilled around in bed still for a bit, before heading off home for another busy day. Checked the wrong bus time so ended up waiting at the stop for about half an hour extra. Ah well.
Got home eventually and showered and everything to amke myself presentable for Rhys' dinner party later, and my tattoo at 3PM :D
Mum showed up at about quarter to 3, and took me down to Deep n Dark tattoo parlour. Showed them my design, told them where I wanted it and after flipping though some tattoo magazines in the mean time, then was called through.
After double checking placement and design, Andy got the stencil on and prepped up the space, and by this time I was feeling nervous. Being my first tattoo I didn't know what to expect about how it would feel and everything, and was preparing to flinch from a sharp sting. Turns out, it barely hurt at all, it was much more uncomfortable holding my leg at an odd angle for the whole time. I fucking loved watching him inking up the outline, and colouring it in, made me all smiley and giddy. My mum looked so sour in there the whole time, it was actually pretty funny.
Because it was a small tattoo, it only took about 45 minutes to do, so I was out of there by about 4, only cost $100 too, so that was excellent.

Ran back home to grab some anti-bacterial soap I'd used for my navel piercing, and change into a skirt to let the tattoo breath, since I wasn't going to be home that night, and went to the shops to buy some nappy rash cream to apply to the tattoo for aftercare, then headed to Rhys for his dinner party, where I showed off the tattoo a lot, of course (after removing the bandage about an hour after he recommended).
Dinner was delicious, potato and leak soup for starters,beef wellington for mains and apple (not so) crumble for dessert.
And as all mature adults do after a dinner party, we watched the Holy Grail and the Spongebob Movie. And Vincent, Rhys and I ended up staying up until 2:30am watching Spongebob on Foxtel.
So woke up and again, just lazed around in bed (or couch) for a while, before getting up and actually doing anything.

Tattoo:

Got home about 11:30, and just lazed around home, recovering from the past two days and went on msn, just to be invited out again to a local bands gig (We Can Breath In Space)
The was a good night, just hanging around listening to music and seeing and hanging out with friends, then having a girls night at Laurens afterwards, was pretty awesome.

Got home at about 12 today, and just crashed, slept from about 1 till about 6:30, my nights just caught up to me and I needed a goos rest to recover fully. So home now, and finally caught up with things (blog, sleep, etc) and very nice and chilled and had an epic long-weekend.

- xox Venus

To make-up for the venting...

I give you a post full of kittens!










and my favourite kitten videos:


and



and my own adorable kitty


I'm in a puddle on the floor because of the cuteness <3 My heart has melted.
I'm so gonna be the crazy cat lady when I'm older.

- xox Venus

Love songs dedicated to the imaginary.

Love songs, like a lot of single people, make me feel lonely.
Just wishing I had the person to think about when I hear them.
What sucks more is the love songs from my favourite bands are usually the calmer, more peaceful ones that I listen to in my down time.

I think I just feel...frustrated.
My friend once said to me "You're like, never single" this confused me, and I've been officially single since about June of last year, so when I told her this, and asked her to explain she just said "Yeah, but you like, always have someone, that likes you or you like" and I realised she was right, there's always been some kind of fling, or someone I'm pinning over, and right now, there's not.
So I'm frustrate, and I feel lonely.
Realistically, I'm young, I'm having fun, it doesn't mean I need a relationship. I guess I just miss that feeling, and having someone to think about during love songs.
Now that just kinda makes me feel a bit shallow, I think I've got to get over it. Especially since I very, very rarely like someone when I don't think anything could happen.
I just got to get over it.

Man, two blog moping about being lonely within a short space of time.
I promise, happy, action filled blog posts tomorrow night at latest, going to an Amateur Drag Night with awesome people :) so fun times to be had <3

- xox Venus

My day's all happy.

With http://epicute.com
Gosh, I never thought I'd find a blog site as cute as icanhazcheeseburger but man in this a close call!
These pictures are so fablous, and make my day all bright, and eel like baking something even half as good!

I once baked something as adorable as these back in Year 11 cooking, they were Christmas tree patty cakes!
They looked kinda like these, but ours were better :P


This led to me and my friend over at Of The Gay Type (I don't know how to tag, if someone can tell me I'd be really grateful his blog really isn't SFW :P), talking about our dream house/kitchen and garden.
We both decided we certainly want an edible garden, and especially with herbs!
I'd love to cook foods, and spice up my dishes with things I grew myself. So nom.
It's things like this that make me want to live alone over having a room mate.

Gah, my dream kitchen will be so amazing! Gorgeous stove and commercial oven (big ovens are so amazing!) and every utensil you can think of, I get some drooly and sqeeish when i go through the kitchenware isle at Woolworth's or Target! and don't get me started on stores just for the kitchen *dies*

Man, I'm gonna be such a little home maker, gonna have so much fun in the kitchen, and the epic apron to match!

- xox Venus

Two vents.

I don't believe there's any such things as "sluts"
Slut is an ugly, sexist and demeaning word.

I do think people are capable of making irresponsible sex decisions (male and female), but why use a word like sluts?
By using the word slut, which is mainly aimed at females, you bring values back 30+ years, and that's just ridiculous.

What's wrong with a woman with a healthy sexual appetite?
So what if someone has multiple sexual partners? What business is it of yours?
Somebody enjoys sex, they're not in, or don't want to be in a relationship, so why should they be left out?
Sex is purely a physical thing, and achieves mutual pleasure, emotion does not need to be attached to it, and neither does a stigma.
If both partners are consenting, safe (contraceptives, condoms are most preferable), legal and respectful, please explain to me what is exactly wrong with having as many sexual partners as they please when they're in the position to do so, and not have some disgusting stigma involved?

People can be disgusting.

(for the record, I haven't been called a slut reccently to set this off, just seeing someone with disgusting views on "women exposing themselves are asking to be raped")

Now for a personal vent.

I'm lonely.
Not all the time, but sometimes I am.
I love being single, I love having that freedom and independence. I couldn't have had a amazing party like I did on Saturday if I was in a relationship.
I've even considered that when I do eventually have a relationship, I'd discuss an open relationship with them.

But I'm lonely.
I want that emotional bond I can only get from that special connection with someone else.
Having someone to hug and cuddle up to, and kiss, and smile as soon as I see them, and just be so content and happy with being with them.
I want a fabulous, beautiful girl to be with, and be able to look at her and think "She picked me"

All these feelings are pointless, seeing as there's no one I'm gaga over, and that chances I've had to be in a relationship, I've backed away from and gotten scared, because I'm scared of making that commitment to the wrong person, and I hate breaking up with people.
I dunno, I guess I just wanna find someone who doesn't make me feel scared...
Come along soonish, please?

I've suprised even myself...

Venus is in an open relationship with J McHand. · Comment · Unlike

I've been single for too long.

Edit: In case you don't get it, I made a facebook profile for my hand and made myself in a relationship with it.
Sorry if I was just Captin Obvious.

Nearly halfway there!

Found a list of 30 things you apparently have to do before you're 30, so I'm going to show you guys which ones I have/haven't done.
(the bolded ones I have done)




Move out of your parents' home

Dye your hair/have an unwise haircut/shave your head.

Women: purchase your first pair of Manolo Blahnik or Jimmy Choo shoes. Men: purchase, then dispose of, some deeply unsuitable footwear (cowboy boots, winkle pickers, brothel creepers)

Lose a fight.

Attend a wedding/funeral of a contemporary

Start writing a novel/film script/slim volume of deeply embarrassing poetry ...

Spend a night sleeping outside

Stay up for 48 hours Believe me, you will never be able to do this after you've turned 30.

Have your heart broken If this hasn't happened by the time you're 30, you're clearly emotionally subnormal.

Kill an animal A bird, a fish, a terminally ill family pet.

Drive a sports car extremely fast while wearing sunglasses Get it out of your system before the grey hairs appear.

Lose a week's wages in a casino See above.

Make your first million Wishful thinking, perhaps, but if you plan to be seriously rich, it's good to start early.

Have a pregnancy scare An important part of the emotional maturing process.

Have a one-night stand See above.

Have an office romance See above.

Have sex somewhere peculiar

Be naked in public Streaking, skinny-dipping or just simple forgetfulness.

Have, at the very least, a flirtation with a minor celebrity It's important to be able to point at the television screen and say: "I've snogged him/her." NB this does not apply to Blue Peter pets.

Take a "work-break" to find yourself ... before succumbing to a life of soul-eroding wage slavery.

Have a quarter-life crisis Probably as a result of the above.

Do a McJob Something deeply menial but soul-improving.

Be so short of cash you have to sell something Record collection, family heirloom, kidney, sexual favours.

Work your way around Australia It takes a while, and you can't get a permit to do casual work once you're over 30. Other continents are also acceptable.

Grow out of cannabis (did this a while ago, it was silly in the first place)

Get arrested For a minor offence, obviously: something like disturbing the peace, which suggests you're not a terminal conformist. At the very least, you should have been breathalysed.

*Get a tattoo Absurd if you're over 30.

Start your own dotcom ... and see it fail. You'll have a chance to bounce back into a proper job.

Drink yourself unconscious And wake up with only the haziest, shabbiest memories of the night before.

Have embarrassing photographs of you posted on a website by friends Possibly as a result of the above. Oh facebook, what a love/hate relationship we have.

*Shall be done this coming Saturday.

So, nearly halfway there on the list, pretty good so far. And just really not going to do the McJob one :P

- xox Venus

Wants to get laid.

Yes yes, two posts in one day, sue me :P

Been bothering me for ages >.<
I'm not getting laid. I haven't had sex in over 3 months, and that's a while for little Venus.

So, because this is a trusted space for me, I shall extremely vent.

I just want to get fucked.
I warn users that are uncomfortable thinking about me (or females in general) sexually, to skip this post.

Gah, I'm so horny to be touched.
You know what I want?
I want a hot girl to kiss me, tease me, touch me to make me shudder and moan under her touch.
Really feel up my body to make me so weak and floaty, basically have me bending to her every single will, making me her little fuck toy.
I want her to throw me against a wall, really make me feel it, scratch and bite me all over, while she's rubbing me everywhere with her other hand, and I'll just let her own her.
I want her to pull of my top really fast, so I feel left and exposed, and just pull my skirt right off me, and pinning my hands above my head, rubbing and stroking my reccently exposed flesh.
I then want her to grab my hands and place them on her body, telling me to maker her wet, and make sure she's soaking, or else I'd be punished for it (and there's no way I'm going to mess up that task)
I want to feel our bodies pressed so tightly against each other, as she's grinding me, making me whimper as her body grazes over all my sensitive areas....
I then want her to reach around, slowly pulling my bra off me, then feel her fingers trail down my chest, all the way along my stomach, until she started to feel around the waist band of my knickers, before pulling them down in one quick movement, all the way down to my ankles.
Then her fingers would trail back up, playing with my thighs for a few minutes (a key sensitive spot for me, play with my thighs while I'm wearing a short skirt and I'm yours), before trailing her fingers up again, toying with my wet slit before sticking her fingers in and fucking me, making me gasp and moan at the sudden contact after so long of teasing.
As she'd fuck me, she'd grab my hand again, place it on her pussy and instructing me to do the same, making sure she hadn't been left out.

oh man, sorry to disappoint anyone, but I'm cutting this off here <_<
for these reasons:
1. I feel like it's reading like bad fanfiction, and that's embarrassing
2. I feel I'm getting very personal
3. I'm getting very horny.

- Love from the very frustrated, Venus.

You go Glen Coco.

Had a Mean Girls themed 20th last night, best party of my life.
As soon as me and Rhys rocked up, we saw a picture on the door with a mean girls quote, and when we got in they were all over the house, with pink streamers and balloons too.

This party was just filled with amazing company, such nice and attractive people.
And frankly, most of us there were "too gay to function" :P
The punch there was so delicious, so got into some of that, and Michael and Queens' signature jager bombs.

I love how when you're drunk, every song seems to be the best in the world, no matter how old and trashy.
Every time the song was changed, there was a chorus of "awwww"

Have to admit, got a bit whorey last night with a few very hot lesbians, and a cute straight guy xD
Nothing quite like being on the dance floor, one hot girl dancing/grinding/kissing you in the front, and another hot girl doing the same behind you.
I won't hide that they left me in a wet little puddle on the floor.
But man does my neck now hurt.
All completely worth it.

Best part is full recollection of the party, no hangover and didn't vomit at all :P

No, just such an excellent night, so fucking fun and sexy.
A huge, huge shout out and thanks to Michael and Kingsley for having it, and inviting me, I has such a amazing time <3
Love you so much, and a very happy birthday <3

Thought i'd just quickly update with the events of last night, and before I get very, very boring, I shall go back to my forum surfing/facebooking activities.

Bai guys,

- xox Venus

Dear Rory and Michael...

This one's for you :P
As I feel you're probably reading my blog right now and have it on the projector xD

So, Wednesday was my best friends birthday.
Very lovely small dinner at The Moon cafe (so great there, i love it) just her, our other best friend, her boyfriend and me.
Great laughs, and she has magical powers to stop rain!


On Thursday (the day of her actual birthday party)I helped out in the morning/early afternoon with the queer guilds bbq to help send people to QC in July, and it was awesome fun :)
We raised heaps of money, so that was absolutely excellent, and as usual, great company :D

Then, off home to get ready for the party! Good shower, then making Hedgehog Slice for the party (I did well for my first time I think)

I got there 40 minutes late, so I was feeling so stressed and guilty! When I got there, turns out I was the second guest to arrive O_o
Seems everyone was late... (for a very important date!)

We had a picnic, my bestie dressed in a lovely Alice costume :D
and met this wonderful, gorgeous girl (with a boyfriend, damn)
Then we watched the new Tim Burton version of Alice In Wonderland, and, although I love Burton, I had low expectations of the movie from what others have said.
Funnily enough? I really loved it, maybe because my expectations were low, but i loved it anyway.
That was a great night too :)

So today, just hung around the queer room for most of the day, arranged to meet friends earlier, then we had a QC meeting at another uni later.

Funny quote, as soon as we got there Rory just said to me "hey Venus, let's go and cruise hot uni girls"
Oh the fun of perving <3

the meeting was good, covered everything we needed to, so was more informed about QX :)

Trip back to the traino was awesome too xD Goofing around with Rory and Mikey, and having the bus driver ask me why they were laughing at her :p
man, she was crazy though.

Hung out at HQ with people after, that was really good too :) some quality time with some of my ladies (and a couple of the guys of course :P)
had awesome chocolate marshmallow cake, I didn't know such a thing existed!

Anyway, way too much rambling!
I must go now!

But I'll leave you with one awesome quote:
Celia: "God, Reece Witherspoon has such a big chin!"
Rhys holding a fork: "I'm Rhys with-a-fork!"
I facepalmed so hard.

- xox Venus

A few days catch-up

I'm very, very happy to say that today is my very best friends 18th :)
So happy birthday to the beautiful girl that is her <3
Love her so incredibly much.

Now, so Monday I went job hunting!
I really hope I get something, I really, really need a job, and I want to work.
Applied at various places, a fruit n veg store (I've been trying to get healthy, been doing good this past week, it think this would help influence me), a mens clothes store, video store, movies, book store, games store and a couple of other places.

Then just hung out in the queer guild room for a bit, saw some friends :)

And yesterday was mainly at the queer guild room, went there for a meeting to go to QC (queer collaborations) in July and got registration forms and such.
Then because there was a movie later, and neither me nor Rhys wanted pizza for dinner, I decided to hang around in the queer room until after his lectures so we could go get some food, just hung around there and saw friends :)
and started watching the Astro Boy movie.

So me and Rhys went and got some late-lunch (we both had salad wraps) and then a meal for later (lean cuisine meals) and i got some rice cakes for snacks. But I did have some soft drink later :/

So then we had a movie night at the guild :) it was good, not as big a turn out as past times (it was organised later than usual, and it's been raining all day)
Watched Mean girls, some weird version of Tomb raider (which I slept through), then Bolt (which was SUCH a good movie, and so cute <3) then some of one of the members porn xD gay male porn, 80's bear stuff, really not my style :P
Then just watched Where The Wild Things Are, very odd, but very cute.
Then packed up and Celia was kind enough to give me a lift home <3

ALSO
it was another very awesome persons birthday yesterday :)

Gah, I don't even try putting labels for the posts anymore, do I?

- xox Venus

I feel guilty...

For not posting since Tuesday! Gah, silly me >.<
It just completely slipped my mind, but in my defense, I've been busy most of that time.

So, since Tuesday my week has been...
- Staying over at a friends house on Wednesday (lots of fun, with all our randomness and hours surfing foxtel) also, a kitten followed us back to his house from the shops! and I'm just a huge cat lover.
- Thursday we both went to the Queer Games (a uni based thing) and that was heaps fun, had an excellent time, and our uni won! But a poor girl got a horrible rope burn from tug-of-war :(
That night we had the quiz night at the uni's tavern, and that was awesome, trying to think of insulting and witty answer's :P Met saw awesome people and got to see some old ones again :P

Friday was, a fun day, which let to a not-so-fun day
My friend told me to meet her in the city in like, 45 mins, and it takes half an hour transport, so it was 15 mins to do my hair (still wet and not straightened) and my makeup (which I did in 5 mins on the train)
But got to see piercings get done, so yay :D

Friday night I had a party to go to, and it turned out to be an excellent night! Spent most of it with Michael and Rory and honestly, can't rememebr some of what we did, but those boys are excellent to party with.
yes, silly, silly Venus drank way too much, and paid for it in the morning.
Feeling sick for hours, and throwing up even more (side note: shoutout to the helpful people at parties who'll make sure you get to the bathroom alright, and hold your hair back, I really do appreciate you guys)
I eventually felt a lot better, and know I really deserved it >.<

Note: I don't condone heavy drinking, or bragging about "how smashed you were!!!" and to see my facebook feed littered with that makes me mad, but this happening has made me remembered why I don't get totally wasted at parties, and this is a blog where I talk about trivial details and be honest to a smaller group.

But yes, just feeling very horrible most of today (well, yesterday technically) but by about 5pm, I was ample to eat something, but trying to to pass out from being dizzy in the shower, and puking up bile is a horrible way to remember the night.

But, on a less disgusting and nicer note, I've had my vertical labret and second nose piercing done for two weeks now :) yay! and venoms will be two weeks on Wednesday, which means kisses and such! (if I even get them)

But another party tonight, for my friend's 19th. Really going to be avoiding the booze though, ickk.

Now that you guys are caught up, and I don't feel guilty for not posting, I'll go and lurk facebook and my forum some more.

- xox Venus

R.I.P or until we meet again?

Why not post your views on if there's an afterlife or not, and what do you believe it to be? (and yes, I'm listening to Afterlife by Aveneged Sevenfold)

I have to take one of my piercings out tonight, my navel piercing, and it makes me really sad to have to do that :(
the poor thing just never healed well, like some navels don't.
So I may just have to keep it our permanently, or hopefully it'll go down and heal enough for me to be able to get it re-pierced.

But on the plus side, I hope I can afford to get my dermals pierced soon after my tattoo. I'd love to loose some weight before then too.

Well this was just a blog for me to mourn my soon-to-be-lost piercing so I shall head off now <3

- xox Venus

Edit; And i really do have the biggest, kinda "celebrity" crush on my piercer. She's just so damn fantastic and beautiful, and look absolutely gorgeous when I went in today, and the cutest accent :P (hopes she never, ever finds this, or I'll be very, very embarrassed)

I love my friends.

So much.


this is what my devastatingly handsome and absolutely amazing friend Sebby did for me over webcam <3

I have such amazing friends in my life. So sweet, caring and funny. I never say enough how much I love you guys.

So had dinner at my brothers and his finances tonight, was quite fun.
His finance showed me a couple of dresses she picked up from an op shop to help with the design of the brides maids dresses :)
Also, read their story of a paranormal experience of theirs (that they'd submitted to one of those ghost story websites)

And I noticed my other brother is a whiney little shit, he acts like a child.
He's 21 and was whinning to my mum "buy me chocolate! it's easter! I want chocolate!"
and bitching about going home while we were at my brothers, and when we left "it's so boring there, why don't you try considering other peoples opinions!" (hypocritical much?)
I mean, I love my brothers, but fuck that was pathetic of him.

But I'm overall in a good mood :)
The picture my friend made for me gave me the biggest smile, and got told a little piece of information from another friend that made me smile lots too :3

Happy Easter

Not that I really celebrate Easter :P
and the fun was to wake up to it really isn't bleeding, with a sore back and a aching tongue.

So, I had the 18th last night, and it was quite excellent.
As soon as we got in, my friends mum gave me jelly shots :)
and they were much tastier ones than the oens I've had before.
i think I had about 8 through the night...
But I didn't get really wasted, just slightly tipsy at the start.

Just a great night with people i care about, and good conversation is always excellent, and some of the dress up was great.
Just very annoyed that my hair didn't curl right to be Magenta (I was aware I would have had to wear a wig or get a perm for it to really work)
But still, maids outfit, fishnets and heels made me feel sexy.
And my mother might have finally noticed my tongue piercings (she didn't when I had the other ones even)
ah well, she hasn't gotten angry over them.

Hmm, i think our families celebrations are just going to be going to my brothers for dinner tomorrow, I don't even really care about being given easter eggs anyway, so Easters just an annoying weekend of public holidays (they're fun, but when you're unemployed and the shops are closed 3 our of 4 days, it gets tiring)

Now, because my back is hurting so I'm not in the biggest mood to blog, I bid you adue readers (however few there are :P)

- xox Venus

We're all going to die one day, I intend to deserve it.

Me and my friend might have been a real bitch about my friends birthday gift :P

So I met up with Kira and Lauren in the city with the intention of buying a maids outfit from Club X (a sex shop for the non-aussies) because they had them cheaper than another store I went to.
So, I went in with a couple of Laurens (younger) friends, so of course we got ID'd as soon as we got in there (which I don't have yet)
The annoying part? I went in on the weekend with the same guy working and got let in.
Still, that ended up being good news for me :)

So after mucking around in the city for a bit, I went to meet Rhys at the uni so we could go shopping to find our friend a birthday gift and look for costumes.

So, we went into Thingz (a gift shop place) to look for a costume for Rhys, and what did I find there? A maids outfit! and for half the price of the one at Club X, unluckily we didn't find Rhys costume.

Now, here's where we first started being terrible people. Decided to get my friend a gag gift, so we picked something he hated, and what was that? Twilight of course.
We bought him badges saying shit like "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" on them, as well as a book mark, a bracelet and some cute little chickens (easter of course).
To go with this we ever got him the cheap vampire fangs to match. And to add insult to injury, we bought him a fluffy pink halo because "we heard he likes Halo"

Then we came up with a really, really mean idea. As a birthday card, we decided to get a card from the sympathies section and write in it "we're sorry you were born" (we really do love this guy) but yes, we're going to hell.

But, to actually be nice to him, we bought him a few packets of liquorice (which he really loves)

Then off to Target! because me and Rhys are competing in the Queer Games for the uni, and the team colour is purple, so needed purple shirts (would it make me look such the lesbian for the game that I bought one of the mens shirts?) and there we picked up his card (I still find it hilarious) and we also found a kids play traffic cone with "Slow kids playing" written on it, such a win moment. So of course, added to the gift.

Our shopping was done, and we couldn't find another place that sold the costumes for Rhys, so we went to look at another shopping center, which we unfortunately had no luck in either (but I did buy some fishnets for my costume)
The walk to the bus stop was the hilarious part, constant jokes and just so much random crap, then when we saw another bus past we started singing the number (the 509 and 98 songs, ftw)
And our usual inappropriate-conversations-with-people-around moments, which are always filled with so much love <3

So got home and came on the comp to chill after a long day out, and to update my blog (because I really do want to keep this thing regular)

So I shall be saying goodnight, as I really need a good hot shower.

- xox Venus