We're all going to die one day, I intend to deserve it.

Me and my friend might have been a real bitch about my friends birthday gift :P

So I met up with Kira and Lauren in the city with the intention of buying a maids outfit from Club X (a sex shop for the non-aussies) because they had them cheaper than another store I went to.
So, I went in with a couple of Laurens (younger) friends, so of course we got ID'd as soon as we got in there (which I don't have yet)
The annoying part? I went in on the weekend with the same guy working and got let in.
Still, that ended up being good news for me :)

So after mucking around in the city for a bit, I went to meet Rhys at the uni so we could go shopping to find our friend a birthday gift and look for costumes.

So, we went into Thingz (a gift shop place) to look for a costume for Rhys, and what did I find there? A maids outfit! and for half the price of the one at Club X, unluckily we didn't find Rhys costume.

Now, here's where we first started being terrible people. Decided to get my friend a gag gift, so we picked something he hated, and what was that? Twilight of course.
We bought him badges saying shit like "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" on them, as well as a book mark, a bracelet and some cute little chickens (easter of course).
To go with this we ever got him the cheap vampire fangs to match. And to add insult to injury, we bought him a fluffy pink halo because "we heard he likes Halo"

Then we came up with a really, really mean idea. As a birthday card, we decided to get a card from the sympathies section and write in it "we're sorry you were born" (we really do love this guy) but yes, we're going to hell.

But, to actually be nice to him, we bought him a few packets of liquorice (which he really loves)

Then off to Target! because me and Rhys are competing in the Queer Games for the uni, and the team colour is purple, so needed purple shirts (would it make me look such the lesbian for the game that I bought one of the mens shirts?) and there we picked up his card (I still find it hilarious) and we also found a kids play traffic cone with "Slow kids playing" written on it, such a win moment. So of course, added to the gift.

Our shopping was done, and we couldn't find another place that sold the costumes for Rhys, so we went to look at another shopping center, which we unfortunately had no luck in either (but I did buy some fishnets for my costume)
The walk to the bus stop was the hilarious part, constant jokes and just so much random crap, then when we saw another bus past we started singing the number (the 509 and 98 songs, ftw)
And our usual inappropriate-conversations-with-people-around moments, which are always filled with so much love <3

So got home and came on the comp to chill after a long day out, and to update my blog (because I really do want to keep this thing regular)

So I shall be saying goodnight, as I really need a good hot shower.

- xox Venus